Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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