come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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