But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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