sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
cat food counts as protein by the way
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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