I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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