so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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