He had one of those small greek statue penises
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
There's a naked man in my car right now.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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