I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
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I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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