Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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