how do flat chested girls get laid?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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