If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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