I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
