On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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