I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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