would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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