I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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