We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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