SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Mom said you looked used
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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