so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Come on in and take your pants off
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