it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
false alarm. still invincible.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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