I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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