And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".