Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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