just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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