We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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