Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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