I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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