We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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