# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We got so high we made milksteak
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I party with great urgency now.
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