Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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