I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Randomize
