But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
