Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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