It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
you inspire me to be a worse person
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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