We're facebook friends in real life
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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