just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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