i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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