what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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