question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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