just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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