His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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zippers are such a cool invention
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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