I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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