My Higher Power is John Stamos
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
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Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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