I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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