he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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