So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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