I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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