Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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