Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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