I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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