new low.... made out with someone while peeing
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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