who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
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