no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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