margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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