Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Randomize
