i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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